Meet Our Staff
Below you will see some of our most talented staff!
Teachers
Robert Spongeton
He's a middle-sponge teacher, and very kind. You'll be lucky to have him in the sponge-ed semester.
Bobert Sponging
We have so many sponges, we ran out of names, so now most of them vary under the "Bob" name category.
Biscuit Biscuitson
Get it? Because he looks like a biscuit? Anyone? No one? Ok, well, his mother decided to be a little creative and original by naming her son Biscuit because he looks like a biscuit. Anyway, Mr. Biscuitson is a specialist when it comes to elementary-sponge students!
Bob
There is absolutely nothing out of the ordinary about Bob. He's just... Bob.
Rose Sponge
Ah, Rose. She's single, in case you were wondering.
Librarians
That One Dude
Y'know, that one guy, who, y'know, was that one dude, who, y'know...
Margaret SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants's mother and head librarian.
Gym Teachers
Rob Sponginger
His bod's chiseled. Literally.
Cousin Robby S. Spongey III (Twice Removed)
He felt that he needed a piercing to make his appearance "reach its full potential," so now he's got a string with a knot through him. The guy lost 25 brain cells during the procedure.
Art Teachers
Beatrice Spongeston
A rather interesting sponge that we found in a children's sponge-painting kit, but still cool.
Guy Spongeston
Beatrice Spongeston's husband. He's pretty interesting too, if you get to know him.
Music Teacher
Wolfgang Mozart Spongeman
We kept him alive since 1756.
Janitors
Toilet Seat Sponge
He cleans toilet seats! With himself!
The Cleaner Guy
The Cleaner Guy. He's awesome, really.
Fluffy McFloof Face
Wait, would she even be classified as a sponge?